January 2013
25 posts
When I get drunk and don't realize how much I'm...
when i get to the bar tonight
1 tag
when i told my coworkers i had gotten a new job
they were like:
when i'm trying to concentrate and someone keeps...
When I get drunk and don't realize how much I'm...
mondays
when i remember that tomorrow is my last day of...
...graduation
whenever i'm in a crowd
whenever i make a new gay friend
when i see my ex
i’m like:
when i talk to my boss's wife
when someone asks what i'm doing with my life
spending time with my bf's bff
he’s like:
and we’re like:
taking a picture for instagram or snapchat
when i look in the mirror after getting dressed...
i’m just like:
when my ex wont stop talking to me
when my sister eats my food
when i get something my frienemy wanted first
when girls i don't like try to be fake and...
i’m like:
When I finished watching One Tree Hill on Netfli
When I'm mad but my bf says something funny
I’m like:
When I'm the only drunk person at a party
When I leave work EARLY on Friday
When I leave work on Friday
December 2012
18 posts
when i see commercials for gangster squad
i’m like:
when someone brings cake to work
i’m like:
When you can clearly see the lines of someone's...
I’m like:
When I'm PMSing
When my hair and makeup turn out exactly how I...
I’m like:
When my bff tells me about rude girls
I’m ALWAYS like:
When my bf asks why I pay people to clean my house
When people tell me about their wedding plans
When I'm waiting on FedEx
When we found out Kate Middleton was pregnant
When my bf wakes me up at 5 am to workout
When I have a hangover
When I have dinner with my girlfriends
We always end up like:
When people use phrases like, "YOLO" and "Basic...
When someone asks what I think about my bf's ex
When all my friends have hangovers
I’m just like:
When my bff sends me embarrassing videos of girls...
When I look at pictures of my exes on Facebook
November 2012
4 posts
when i wakeup from a blackout
i’m just like:
when someone invites me to another engagement...
i’m like:
when i drunk dial my bff
she’s just like:
When I made a round of cocktails for my friends...
October 2012
10 posts
When my friend calls me a drunk mess
When I notice all the ugly, weird girls from high...
When my friend tells me men are intimidated by me
